Tweet number 31,571

    1. The annual Kentucky Derby Staycation couldn't have come at a better time, to quote Hole "how are you so burnt when you're barely on fire?"
  1. …in reply to @superterrific
    Kicked it off right tho: post breakfast nap with assistance from the Home Zoo. Getting my second jab later this afternoon and no doubt there will be a steep uptick in horse racing blather as the week goes on, apologies in advance!